I struggle with the idea that I turned 35 yesterday. After 35, doesn’t your skin start to wrinkle & pucker like you’ve been hoovering smack with Keith Richards for 20 years? Doesn’t your bladder shrink to the size of Kiera Knightley’s left arse-cheek (very small indeed!)? Don’t your boobs start resembling this?
Ok sure… that’s actually a man. Whatever.
Even as a 10 year old, I felt like a grown-up. Always responsible, always sensible. Surrounded by adults, I felt like one. The weird thing is, I AM a grown-up now. I’m married. I own a house. I pay my bills. I have a responsible job. I remember to buy birthday presents for my in-laws. But I don’t FEEL like a grown-up.
For one, I love to get hammered. Not in a ‘throwing-up-through-my-fingers-and-then-continuing-to-pash-that-hottie’ kinda way, more in a ‘gosh-this-bottle-of-verdelho-is-lovely-and-hey-I-can’t-feel-my-fingertips’ kinda way.
Number 2, I say fuck… a lot.
Number 3, I still want Christina Ricci’s haircut NOT Jennifer Aniston’s.
Number 4, Cold War Kids & Santogold are the shit. Paul Potts and Andre Rieue (whatever) are not.
Number 5, if you offer me a little something-something I’m saying yes please.
So what? Am I regressing because I’m scared of getting old? Hell no! My mum’s 51 and she’s a child too. We ARE grown-ups. I think we are just gals about town with a sense of fun and adventure.
So when did I realise it? I’m sure it was something painfully mundane, like the first time I suggested dinner with my parents on a Saturday night, somewhere expensive, just because… oh and I didn’t expect them to pay.
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