How I got found… by weirdos and freaks

Someone who was googling “uma thurman baron von munchausen breasts” chose to read my blog… In fact, many someones came along and typed the search terms you see below into google, found my blog in the search results and started reading… I’m a little creeped out by that.

Not that there’s anything wrong with Uma’s breasts… quite the opposite. They are fantastic. Case in point:

Anyway, sorry, distracted by the boobs… AND the spectacular dress… duh! What was I saying? Ah yes, things people googled but found me instead…

  • marieke hardys boobs¬†¬†
    ¬†¬†¬† ¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†she’s no Uma but she’s not¬†half bad!
  • svengali beard wig¬†¬†
            and to you I say, hypocampus welter-weight snow
  • male dog genitals come out too far¬†¬†
            WHAT THE?
  • greek god lover of genitals phile¬†
          Aphrodite was born from the foam of Uranus severed
          nuts.  Is that who you mean?
  • how to pronounce gnocche¬†
    ¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†unfortunate miss-spelling… you meant gnocchi¬†I think
    ¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†(hope).¬† gnocche is italian for cunt…
  • uma thurman baron von munchausen breasts
          I see no problem with this.
  • hot christ¬†¬†
    ¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†would you like some ‘hot christ’ with that?
  • “pubscent”¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†
    ¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†oh, bless!¬† pubscent… the whiff of stale wet beer that
          emanates from a bar mat.
  • grannies genitals¬†¬†¬†
          why?  why are you searching for grannies genitals?
  • does everyone sleep with a hand on genit¬†¬†
          good fucking question mate!
  • Back to boobs… I mean, Uma… not quite so spectacular this time sadly…

    Sorry Uma… did I mention paparazzi are despicable and I never buy those crappy magazines? Solidarity against those leeches, man!

    (By the way, does everyone sleep with a hand on their genitals? Now I really want to know dammit!)