Friday Flix: #3 Google Maps

Today’s Friday Flix is images taken from Google Maps’ Street View… all the kids are talking about it so I’m getting in on the action… I wanna be part of the zeitgeist dammit!

Watch out for the segway convoy… they rule the road man…

View Larger Map
 

Hmmm… what’s that young lady waiting for?

 
View Larger Map

When you’re doing a deal, you might wanna check for big SUVs with camera crews… just a thought!

How I got found… by weirdos and freaks

Someone who was googling “uma thurman baron von munchausen breasts” chose to read my blog… In fact, many someones came along and typed the search terms you see below into google, found my blog in the search results and started reading… I’m a little creeped out by that.

Not that there’s anything wrong with Uma’s breasts… quite the opposite. They are fantastic. Case in point:

Anyway, sorry, distracted by the boobs… AND the spectacular dress… duh! What was I saying? Ah yes, things people googled but found me instead…

  • marieke hardys boobs  
               she’s no Uma but she’s not half bad!
  • svengali beard wig  
            and to you I say, hypocampus welter-weight snow
  • male dog genitals come out too far  
            WHAT THE?
  • greek god lover of genitals phile 
          Aphrodite was born from the foam of Uranus severed
          nuts.  Is that who you mean?
  • how to pronounce gnocche 
          unfortunate miss-spelling… you meant gnocchi I think
          (hope).  gnocche is italian for cunt…
  • uma thurman baron von munchausen breasts
          I see no problem with this.
  • hot christ  
          would you like some ‘hot christ’ with that?
  • “pubscent”     
          oh, bless!  pubscent… the whiff of stale wet beer that
          emanates from a bar mat.
  • grannies genitals   
          why?  why are you searching for grannies genitals?
  • does everyone sleep with a hand on genit  
          good fucking question mate!
  • Back to boobs… I mean, Uma… not quite so spectacular this time sadly…

    Sorry Uma… did I mention paparazzi are despicable and I never buy those crappy magazines? Solidarity against those leeches, man!

    (By the way, does everyone sleep with a hand on their genitals? Now I really want to know dammit!)